cold ass honky

hey youtube, it’s mortem3r, and i’m here with my husband, arin, also known as egoraptor!

everytimeyoucloseyoureyes:

i actually can’t it hurts

If someone wanted to talk to me idly, I’d appreciate.

Depression is bad.

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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tastefullyoffensive:

Brushy Brushy [via]

Previously: Animals Stealing Food

"I can’t tell if I’m a good person or I’m faking really well"
- George Watsky

omgitsbrilliant:

livindavidaloki:

redhjedi:

The Hulk ain’t never lied.

I can’t even express how much respect I have for Mark Ruffalo.  The dude’s on the US terrorism watchlist for fuck’s sake.

Omg, it’s true

*aggressively loves ticklishgrumps blog*

rainbowdogma:

sextbang:

dan avidan reminds me of one of those inflatable dancing dudes that blow in the breeze outside car dealerships

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