cold ass honky

ugly:

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

done deal

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

I found a wine I like! I can finally drink with other adults and look classy!

But I also discovered I can open Blue Moon with my tits. So. 

hulkironman16:

*heavy breathing*

Would you all still love me if I pierced my nipples.

phantomofthemotherfuckingopera:

theatres with chandeliers confuse me like

have you not learned

metastasisedmalaise:

awwww-cute:

W e recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

Easy A and Starbucks. #thingswhitepeoplelike